Mr. Adams's Diary: 4th Entry

Dear Diary,

Today went pretty well. I mean, I was tired and pretty smelly, but overall I wasn't miserable. So I guess the day was actually okay.

I have a plan for revenge. After my numerous (1, 2, 3) embarrassments, vengeance will be mine. Also, Coach Shake is planning on joining us tonight.

One more night. One. More. Night.

-Mr. Adams

Mr. Adams fell asleep!

And boy does he snore!

More dogs that look like Mr. Adams

Is there any deeper meaning as to why we can find so many canines that remind us of Mr. Adams?

*Thanks to Amelia for the tip on the photo.

With time on my hands...

...I learned to...

...levitate!

Making New Friends V: Preemptive Strike

I'm going to blow up Darth and Barack's diabolical plot with a preemptive strike.

Making New Friends IV: Diabolical Plot

Here it is! I managed to sneak up on them and get the photo evidence of the diabolical plot I told you all about earlier!

You see that?! SECRET "Get Mr. A" Meeting. I knew it! They're up to no good. Like a spark on a wire or a splinter in wood.

This is how I feel about the poll topic.

The poll that Mr. Crawford created, the one to the right. The below picture sums up my feelings with pretty great accuracy.

Mr. Adams's Diary: 3rd Entry

Dear Diary,

Mr. Peters should feel played. But he deserved it. You fall asleep first, you pay the price.

But, Diary, the reason I'm writing to you know is that I've stumbled upon something diabolical. Something I feared was coming, but didn't have photographic evidence of until recently. I'm hiding in a janitor's closet right now. Thank goodness the school has wireless internet or I wouldn't be able to get this to you. Once I can sneak back into my room and get the cable to connect my camera to my computer, I'll upload the picture for you.

For the first time, I have proof that I should fear for my safety in here.

-Mr. Adams

The Accordian: A Story

Mr. Adams tells a story from his days in Milwaukee.

Mario Cart...

...has taken over our lives. In fact, I'm trying to type this post on a Wii remote.

Making New Friends III: Payback Time!

Okay, so, I'm going to get Darth back for the "dodgeball incident." I made a Death Star Sign Up sheet. Clearly, wanting to get his Death Star back will make him want to sign up and support that cause! Then, wwwwwhhhaaamy!

With time on my hands...

...I got to play some chess! As my students know from my Belaire Knights "Chess Go Hard" t-shirt from the chess team I coached with Mr. Joel, I love chess. I'm also preeetttty good. So I was happy to field Darth's challenge. And wreck him.

Checkmate, dude!

And everything stayed going well until Barack cheated.

Mario Cart

Mr. Peters and Mr. Crawford think they're sooooo cool playing Mario Cart. And they wouldn't let me play at all! Yeah, well, let's see how cool they think they are when this video gets out there!

With time on my hands...

...I read a lot!

Book...

...after book...

...after book.

But after awhile...

...I started to feel that no matter how many I read...

...I'd read it before.

Wait...

...must be my imagination...

...

Mr. Adams's Diary: 2nd Entry

Dear Diary,

I'm writing you from my planning period. It's the section of my day where I generally plan lessons, grade papers, or do whatever teacherly things are required of me.

But today I don't have lessons to plan or papers to grade, so I had a dodgeball match against Darth who, by the way, likes to shoot his mouth about how great he is. (Diary, remember, this is between us. You know what happens to people who make Darth angry.)

After school Mr. Peters, Mr. Crawford, and I are picking our logo. We have a ton of great submissions and I'm not quite sure which one we're going to pick!

Anyway, I'll fill you in on the rest later.

Bye, Diary!

-Mr. Adams

Making New Friends II

At one point during tea, Darth Vader challenged me to a game on dodgeball. Sure, he talked a big game, but I do hold the Wisconsin Dodgeball Tournament MVP from 1997 to 2004. Yeah. I planned on ending this quick.

There have been days when I'm more awake.

The thing about being a teacher: when you're at school, you're always on your toes. Alert. So when I slept here last night--my brain never completely turned off. It's like I didn't sleep at all.

But the kids are coming soon.

What am I doing with this tea? I need coffee. Cooooooffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Joke II

Joke I

Mr. Adams's Diary: 1st Entry

Dear Diary,

It's 6: 26pm on April 19th. It's also the first day of the lock-in, part two! All that dunking wore me out and now I'm finding myself yawning. But every time I do, Mr. Peters hits me with a giant inflatable hammer. Mr. Crawford is still failing at FIFA soccer. He lost his last game 17-0!

What to do for dinner? Hmmm...I have bread, hummus, a couple cans of soup, mac and cheese, tuna. I was super hungry, but my gut isn't rumbling as much now, thanks to the student and family that delivered us cookies. Yes! We've been promised some more food in coming days--and coffee one morning. Already all this support, Diary, and it's only the first day. It makes a guy feel pretty good.

Well, even though my stomach is eating itself anymore, I am going to settle in for some grub--I'm feeling like mac and cheese with some tuna mixed in.

I'll write you later, Diary.

-Mr. Adams