Again with the Lock-In?!

It's a big week for the humiliation of faculty here at Southeast. Mr. Milton and Deputy Glover are getting haircuts later this week (Mr. Milton, of course, had the mohawk last year). We hear a certain AP may be appearing in an Elvis getup (though my vote was Elvish).

Anyway, when brainstorming this year for LEAP incentives, Peters, Crawford, and I again said, "What the heck. If a large part of our sanity will add to our students' already impressive motivation, sure. Why not."

I did, after all, barely make it out last year--these two (1 and 2) about forced my mind to go on a permanent vacation to Happyland, where all the rides are free and the cotton candy is as airy as cirrus clouds.

So I hope you understand that my hesitation is not for lack of caring for our kids, but rather a self-preservation that is at the core of any human.

That's what locking yourself in your place of work for a week is: an assault on the very fabric of reason.

-Mr. Adams